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'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'
People playing football on a bridge
Tags:football, american foodball, football player, football players, foodball lovers, football lover, sports lover, sports lovers, sport, sports, sports enthusiast, sports enthusiasts, bridge, bridges, football pitch, football pitches, football stadium, football stadiums, american football pitch, american football pitches, american football stadium, american football stadiums
"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"
Tags:god, st peter, saint, saints, creator, almighty, thank god, thanks, thank you, giving thanks, football, football game, football games, football stadium, football stadiums, american football, football lover, football lovers, football fan, football fans, fair weather friend, fair weather friends, left out
"Of course, we had to put the new stand together ourselves."
Tags:diy business, diy businesses, diy store, diy stores, diy shop, diy shops, flat-pack, furniture, football stadium, football stadiums, football stand, football stands, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, sponsorships
"I didn't get to see the whole game. It was partly cloudy."
'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'
Give me a C!!!
Tags:give me a c, cheers, cheers, cheering, three cheers, 3 cheers, three cheers for, cheer-leading, cheerleading team, cheerleading chant, root, rooting, root for, hurrah, hurrahs, sport, sports, football, football stadium, flood, flooding, tsunami, tsunamis, wave, waves, big wave, big waves, environmental threat, environmental threats, natural disaster, natural disasters, tidal wave, tidal waves
Football Pitch Line Markings.
Target shooter aims for football outside of stadium.
"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"
Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.
Dogs in a crowd at a sporting event.
"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."
'Structural strength test? Next door!'
'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'
Tags:world cup, world cups, football fan, football fans, soccer fan, soccer fans, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sports fans, football pitch, football pitches, football stadium, football stadiums, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, grounds-keeper, grounds-keepers, goat, goats, pitch condition, pitch conditions
Wages of footballer.
"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.
The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena
'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'
"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."
Tags:football fan, football fans, football stadium, football stadiums, football ticket, football tickets, live football, sports fan, sports fans, season ticket, season tickets, ashes, will, wills, last will and testament, undertaker, undertakers, griever, grievers, ashes, scattering, sport ticket, sport tickets, match, matches, game, games, ticket, tickets, cost, costs, expense, expenses, expensive