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"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, irish, ireland, irish immigrant, irish immigrants, america, american, st. patrick's day, st. patricks day, snake, snakes, drove the snakes out of ireland, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, immigrant, immigrants, immigrant story, immigrant stories, tale, tales, story, stories
Heaven - with Children
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"Is the Christian pious?"
Tags:lion, lions, feed to the lions, fed to the lions, christian, christians, martyr, martyrs, martyred, saint, saints, order, orders, ordering, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, bible, bible story, bible stories, gladiator, gladiators, arena, arenas, pious, piety, faithful, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, persecute, persecutes, persecution, waiter, waiters, eat out, eats out, eating out
'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
'What?! Oh, that's just an expression. Of course you can take it with you!'
"No! Bless you!"
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
Tags:execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, martyr, martyrs, religious martyr, religious martyrs, capital punishment, death penalty, blunder, blunders, prophet, prophets, divine, divinity, bless, blesses, blessing, blessings, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, judgement day, judgment day, mistake, mistakes, goof, goofs, pious, piety, believer, believers, god's will, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, saint, saints, martyred, blame, blames, blaming, god's wrath
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."
'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'
Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi
Tags:saints, saint, saint francis, saint francis of assisi, st francis, st francis of assisi, sainthoods, good deeds, good deed, christianity, christian iconography, iconography, saint francis feeds the animals, feeding animals, wild animals, teens, teen, teenagers, feeding teenagers, cocolate raisins, raisin, raisins
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, cage, cages, religion, religious, st. francis of assisi, saint francis of assisi, bible, entertainment, sermon, sermons, sermon to the birds, tele-evangelist, tele-evangelists, tele-evangelism, saint, saints, christianity, catholicism, patron saint, patron saints, patron saint of animals, preaching, preacher, preachers
Invent Sales Day
"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'
"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
Tags:st. francis, saint francis, nature, natural world, consumer, consumers, consumerism, agenda, agendas, icon, icons, iconic, poverty, vow of poverty, off the grid, going off the grid, saint, saints, catholic, catholics, catholicism, vow, vows, religious, christian, christians, christianity, media darling, media darlings, monk, monks, do without, doing without, spirituality
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
Tags:heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists
"A bunch of us are going to Hell for the after-party. Care to join?"
Tags:angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sin, sins, saint, saints, heaven, heavens, underworld, hades, underworlds, harpist, harpists, harp player, harp players, musician, musicians, afterparty, after-party, after-parties, after party, after parties, band, concert, concerts, bands