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"All of my work deals with the theme of exclusion."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, scratching, scratched, art, artist, artists, writer, writers, author, authors, work, works, artwork, artworks, book, books, literature, theme, themes, exclusion, left out, home alone, inspiration, inspirations, motivation, motivations
"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
Tags:men's prison, men's prisons, male only prison, male only prisons, left out, feeling left out, persuasive, persuasion, persuade, jealous, jealousy, prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, men, man, woman, women
Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, show-off, show-offs, bad idea, bad ideas, childish, immature, man-children, reliving one's childhood, dangerous, risky, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, risk-taker, risk-takers, stuntperson, stuntpeople, thrill-seeker, thrill-seekers, bike, bikes, biking, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, tricycle, tricycles, jumping over cars, toy, toys, ramp, ramps, stunt performer, stunt performers, bad influence, bad example, bad role-model, bad role model, unimpressed, terrified, scared, sad, upset, left out
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
Seven dwarves with a selfie stick
It has been 103 innings since I last played.
Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.
Introducing... Hhrughhh – The Sleet God
"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."
Tags:temp, temps, temping, temporary worker, temporary workers, temp contract, temp contracts, temporary contract, temporary contracts, excluded, exclude, excludes, excluding, huddle, huddles, corporate huddle, corporate huddles, team building, team building exercise, team building exercises, left out, left out in the cold
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
Tags:spin off, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, cuisine, cuisines, movie, movies, film, films, reference, references, referential, pop culture, pop culture reference, old, rancid, virgin olive oil, olive oil, oil, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, left out, aged, ageing, matures, ages, decanting, decant, decanter, sell by date, best before, sell-by, rot, rotting, rotten, flies, fly
"I ran into Ruth Hagerstrom this afternoon. Now everybody's been to China except us."
Tags:china, chinese, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, left out, feeling left out, disincluded, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, keeping up with the joneses, modern life, vacation destination, vacation destinations, exotic, locale, locales, socialite, socialites, well-to-do
"What about my name?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, naamah, noah's wife, boat, boats, ship, ships, ship names, boat names, name, names, naming, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, upset, angry, anger, left out
"It's slow everywhere right now. For crying out loud, Boris, it's shark week."
Tags:shark week, shark, sharks, documentary, documentaries, wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, documentary channel, documentary channels, bear, bears, left out, ignored, neglect, hollywood, producer, producers, animal documentary, animal documentaries, tv show, tv shows, programming block, programming blocks
'I'm sure the two of them have banded together against me.'
'Duck...duck...goose...goose...duck...' 'It's like I'm invisible.'
Employee has been left out of the loop.
"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"
Tags:representation, male-dominated, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, talking head, talking heads, panel, panels, panel discussion, panel discussions, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, panel group, panel groups, equality, equal rights, equal representation, feminist, feminists, feminism, leave out, left out, circular logic, argument, arguments, debate, debates, televised debate, televised debates, panelist, panelists, panellist, panellists, news show, news shows, political debate, diverse, diversity, female representation, representation of women, voice, voices
'A funny thing happened at the office today but no one would tell me what it was.'
"Eric? You gave one to Eric?"
Tags:trump, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump family, melania trump, ivanka trump, donald trump jr., eric trump, face mask, face masks, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, virus, viruses, contagion, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, left out, excluded, forgotten, least favourite, favouritism
'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'
"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."
Tags:party, parties, big party, big parties, left out, neglect, neglected, social politics, revenge, getting revenge, odd one out, revenge, getting revenge, getting your own back, petty, pettiness, social slight, social slights, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-age, suburbs, suburb, suburbia, suburban life
"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"
Tags:god, heaven, religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, dinosaur, dinosaurs, creationism, creationist, creationists, evolution, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, darwin's theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, science, divine creation, evolutionary creationism, creation theory, creation science, intelligent design, omission, omissions, left out, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, oversight, forgot, forgotten, christianity, christian, christians
"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."