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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
Monuments 'n' Stuff
Tags:storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"This is our most popular model."
Chicken Funeral Planning.
Death 'n' Taxes
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified
A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
Tags:transportation, vehicle, vehicles, hearse, hearses, funeral coach, funeral coaches, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, vulture, vultures, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral home, funeral homes, mortuary, mortuaries, funeral parlor, funeral parlors, funeral parlour, funeral parlours, undertaker, undertakers, mortician, morticians, dead, death
'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'
"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
"She just loved baths, so, so much."
Tags:last will and testimony, funeral, funerals, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, casket, caskets, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, undertaker, undertakers, eccentric, eccentrics, burial, burials, last request, last requests, bath, baths, bathing
"We also have urns, if you want to think outside the box."
Tags:urn, urns, crematorium, crematoriums, funeral, funerals, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, funeral plan, funeral plans, funeral planning, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, thinking outside the box, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, think outside the box
'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'
'Not everyone is cut out for this business but it's a living.'
"Personally, I prefer cremation."
Tags:cremation, cremations, cremating, cremated, cremate, cremates, burial, burials, funeral, funerals, undertaker, undertakers, murder, murders, crime scene, crime scenes, buried body, buried bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, funeral arrangement, burial arrangements, burial arrangement, funeral arrangements, last rite, last rites
Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.
'It's our newest cremation model. Tank sold separately.'
He never could fit in.
Bored at the City Morgue.
Funeral Home: Gone to a better place ? Back in one hour.
My Child is an Honor Roll Student At the Alax School of Embalming.
"Eddie was a simple man and, in the end, an eminently practical one."
"Trust me - he's going to a better place."
"Don't worry, we can handle all the arrangements for your husband. We can even make it look like an accident."
"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''