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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
Tags:fertilizer, fertilizers, fertiliser, fertilisers, farmer, farm, farmers, farms, garden, gardener, gardens, gardeners, bomb, bombs, chemicals, chemical, dangerous, dangerous chemical, ammonium nitrate, explosion, explosions, suspicious, suspicions, fertilizer bomb, fertilizer bombs, fertiliser bomb, feriliser bombs, poison, poisonous, nitrogen, nitrates, terror, terroize, terrorise, terrorists, terrorism, explosive, explosives
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"Do all dance battles end like that?"
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'
Tags:house, houses, home, homes, destroy, destroyed, destroyer, destroyers, explode, exploded, explosion, explosions, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, experience, experiences, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, close to home
Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle
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'A little higher Dinkleman.'
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
Tags:nuclear war, nuclear wars, mushroom cloud, mushroom clouds, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, bomber, bombers, fourth of july, 4th of july, fireworks, explosion, explosions, explode, explodes, exploding, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, understatement, udnerstatements
"That, of course, is the military solution."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, math problem, math problems, solving, solution, solutions, answer, answers, military, military solution, general, generals, bombing, explosion, explosions, bomb, bombs, exploding, blowing up, weapon, weapons, army, navy, marines, air force, future, future career, future job, from the mouths of babes, kid, kids, child, children
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
Tags:explosion, explosions, discovery, discoveries, eureka, eureka moment, eureka moments, scientists, scientist, science lab, science labs, experiments, experiment, experiment gone wrong, experiments gone wrong, science experiment, science experiments, research, researchers, researching, accident, accidents, industrial accident, industrial accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, safe, safety, workplace safety, office, offices, office life, office culture, problem solving, problem solver, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, emergency, emergencies
BIG BANG COMIX
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'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'
'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'
"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
Tags:volcano, volcanoes, terrorist attack, terrorist attacks, eruption, eruptions, angry gods, appeasing the gods, god, gods, act of god, acts of god, claim responsibility, claiming responsibility, responsible, responsibility, terrorist group, terrorist groups, explosion, explosions, implausible, lie, lies, lying
'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'
'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
'You call that a firecracker?'
Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set