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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
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"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
How life on Earth really got its start.
'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'
Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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2pm meet your Creator
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
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"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."
"It's a big responsibility having green lighted everything."
"Dumb it down or sex it up."
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The president of MySpace.com at home.
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
Please consider the environment before creating another species.
"And God called the light day."
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"It's a vanity project."
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"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
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"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.
'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'