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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, quarterback, quaterbacks, armchair quarterback, armchair quarterbacks, player, players, athlete, athletes, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, football fan, football fans, football fanatic, football fanatics, analyse, analysis, commentary, football commentary, quarter, quarters, game, games, match, matches, play, plays, great play, know-it-all, armchair, armchairs, after the game, post-game, postgame, post-game commentary, postgame commentary
"Now can we turn in?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men
"To paraphrase the great Vince Lombardi, packaging isn't everything, it's the only thing."
'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'
Tags:american football, football, american, foot ball, nfl, afl, national football league, protective gear, protective, protection, protect, protected, protects, gear, gears, geared, outfit, uniform, clothing, clothes, protective clothing, concussion, concussed, proof, head injury, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."
Tags:a game, football, footballers, american football, american footballers, football players, coach, coaching, motivate, motivation, motivates, motivating, bring your a game, a game, unperformed, underperform, underperforming, effort, mediocre, mediocrity, push, pushing, inspire, inspiring, rally, rallying, confusion, homophones, coached, plan, planning, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies
'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
Tags:american football, american, football, nfl, national football league, concussion, concussed, doc, doctor, doctors, tackle, tackled, tackles, test, tests, diagnose, diagnosis, coach, coached, coaches, coaching, impatient, patience, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, team, teammate, teammates, puppet, puppets, lie, lies, lying, liars, men, male, males, real, real men, misogyny, misogynist, feminist, feminism, huddle, huddles, team talk, team huddle, egg on, rally, rallies, encourage, encouragement, cheat, cheats, nose growing, tell tale, telling tales
'He's right. We screwed up.'
"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
Tags:gun, guns, starting gun, starting guns, start, starts, starting, football, football season, start, starts, starting, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, driven to murder, sports nut, sports nuts, sports addict, sports addicts, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, drive insane, drives insane, driven insane, american football
Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, tradition, traditions, traditional, thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgivings, thanks givings, meal, meals, native american, native americans, pilgrim, pilgrims, settler, settlers, dinner, dinners, hope, hopes, hoping, wife, wives, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'
"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."
"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."
Tags:football, american football, football game, game, games, long game, long games, length, time passing, championship, championships, championship game, championship games, media obsession, media obsessions, football widow, football widows, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, neglected, spouse, spouses, wife, wives
A moth coach shouts at bruised teammates
Tags:moth, moths, light, lights, moth to a flame, moths to flames, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, sport, sports, hocky, hocky players, hokcy player, foodball, football player, football players, american football, beaten up, worse for wear, bashed, bruised, bashed and bruised, game plan, game plans, strategy, strategies, teammate, teammates, team, teams
Pessimists v Optimists.
'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'
Tags:stick man, stick men, stickman, stickmen, twig, twigs, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, stretch, stretches, stretching, muscle, muscles, stretched, warm up, warm ups, warmup, warmups, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, football, american football, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'
Tags:bully, bullies, bullied, bullying, problem, problems, solve, solves, solution, solutions, football, american football, footballer, footballers, jock, jocks, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, reassured, body guard, body guards, protect, protects, protection, protected, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Electoral College Football
Tags:football, american football, college football, football match, football game, football team, starting line, starting lines, unevenly matched, uneven, unfair advantage, stacked odds, odds are stacked, unfair, unfairness, electoral college, american electoral system, electoral system, electoral reform, politics, american politics
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance