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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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"God must have been very pleased."
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"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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"It's our time of Thanksgiving."
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"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"
"No sacrifices until you buy the idol, sir."
"Randy, what's this ghastly idea of yours to stop worshiping money?"
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"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."
"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."
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"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"
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'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'
"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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I'm a goddess. Love me forever.
'The words ‘in conclusion' always generate profound appreciation when Fred makes a presentation.'
"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."
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