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"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
People playing football on a bridge
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, foodball lovers, football lover, sports lover, sports lovers, sport, sports, sports enthusiast, sports enthusiasts, bridge, bridges, football pitch, football pitches, football stadium, football stadiums, american football pitch, american football pitches, american football stadium, american football stadiums
Ref shows footballer green card.
Tags:football, soccer, footballer, footballers, soccer player, soccer players, trip, trips, foul, fouls, tripping, fouling, yellow card, yellow cards, red card, red cards, dive, dives, diving, flop, flops, flopping, rake, rakes, raking, pitch, field, pitches, fields, football pitch, soccer field, football pitches, soccer fields, ref, refs, referee, referees, lawn care, lawn maintenance
'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'
"But you said we had to prepare an 'Elevator Pitch'..."
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."
Football Pitch Line Markings.
Cat Made Into A Football.
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, kitty, kitties, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, feline, felines, pet, pets, natural enemies, natural enemies, football pitch, football pitches, cat owner, cat owners, dog owner, dog owners, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.
"I remember when this was all rainforest."
Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.
'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'
Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.
'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'
'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'
Tags:world cup, world cups, football fan, football fans, soccer fan, soccer fans, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sports fans, football pitch, football pitches, football stadium, football stadiums, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, grounds-keeper, grounds-keepers, goat, goats, pitch condition, pitch conditions
'We could have a problem here lads.'
Lawn mower man on football table.
'We've cleared those four acres of forest and guess what we've uncovered? Two football pitches!'
'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'
Footballer and Bacteria.
Mole on football pitch asks: 'What's up, am I offside?'
'It's just like playing at Wembley.'
'Pitch looks good.'
'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'