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'How late do you expect to be working?'
'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'
'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'
'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'
Me at 22 vs. me at 29
'I have mostly conservative investments in my retirement portfolio, plus a few riskier, short-term performers tossed in as a hedge against inflation.'
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"It isn't enough to feel sixty-five. You have to be sixty-five."
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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
'What's that noise?'
'The hunting and gathering has worked for you, but as you get older, it;s time to switch to dividend-yielding bonds.'
"What about my old age?"
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"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"You're in great shape. I hope you have enough retirement savings to last another 30 years."
'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?'
'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'
'Do away with all the tax loopholes you want, but don't mess with my entitlements!'