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'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'
Isolation tank in a shipwreck.
Tags:ship, ships, sink, sinks, sinking, tank, tanks, isolation tank, isolation tanks, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation tank, sensory deprivation tanks, float, floats, floating, save, saved, saving, island, islands, desert, island, desert islands, survivor, survivors, escape, escaped, escaping, float, floats, floating, float tank, float tanks
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'
"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."
Tags:food, foods, food fads, faddy foods, fad, fads, faddy, faddy eaters, faddy eater, faddy eating, food intolerances, clean eating, judgement, judgy, judgemental, faddy diets, faddy diet, diet fad, diet fads, bloating, bloated, bloat, mum, mom, mother, mums, moms, mothers, floating, human balloon, human balloons, balloons, balloon
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
"Margie, we need to talk."
Tags:we need to talk, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, scuba diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, diving, diver, divers, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, deep sea diving, deep-sea diver, floating, flying, marine biologist, marine biologists, worrying behaviour, abnormal behaviour, strange behaviour, underwater diver
"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, businesses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, monotony, monotonous, killjoy, killjoys, buzzkill, flying, floating, magic, modern life, broken dreams, job satisfaction, corporate world, the corporate world, corporation, corporations
"We worry more about deflation."
"Dammit, when will you research people learn that we're running a business here?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, researcher, researchers, research, product development, scientist, scientists, flying, floating, discovery, discoveries, useless, pointless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'
"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
Tags:john donne, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, no man is an island, devotions upon emergent occasions, literary figure, literary figures, island, islands, loneliness, isolation, isolated, castaway, castaways, floating, adrift, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts, literary quote, literary quotes
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
"I hate it when they do this."
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
Tags:animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish
"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
THE DUMPLING BATHS OF SZECHWAN PROVINCE.
"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."
Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.