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It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
"What a day!"
Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."
Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.
"You're on next. Break a leg!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dolphin, dolphins, porpoise, porpoises, aquarium, aquariums, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, oceanarium, oceanariums, marine mammal park, marine mammal parks, show, shows, performance, performances, performing, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, jumping, leaping, hoop, hoops, your on next, your turn, break a leg, superstition, superstitions, good luck, luck, fortune, entertainment, performer, performers
Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes,that in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.
'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'
'What a lovely day!'
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"He was very, very lucky."
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'Our system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'
'For God's sake, Elias - it's 1645! If you don't let me out by 1700, the dinner will be ruined!'
"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
Tags:occult, occultist, ouija, ouija board, board, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, the dead, dead, death, died, die, dying, curse, cursed, demon, demons, demonic, parenting, parent, parents, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, kids these days, text, texting, cell, cells, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, daughter, daughters, supernatural, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, text, texts, gadget, gadgets, old world, new world, modern, modern life
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"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
Tags:spy, spies, spying, espionage, secret agent, secret agents, p.i., private eyes, private eye, p.i.s, detective, detective, animal, animals, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, rodent, rodents, superstition, superstitions, folktale, folktales, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, forecasting, forecast, forecasts, weather, predicting, prediction, predictions, shadow, shadows, early spring, long winter
'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'
"I know I could keep my slider down if they would just fire the manager."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, athlete, athletes, playing baseball, slider, sliders, pitch, pitches, pitcher, pitchers, manager, managers, baseball team, baseball teams, fire, luck, bad luck, unlucky, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, blame, blame game, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, excuse, excuses
"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."
Tags:sick, sickness, ill, illness, cold, colds, fever, fevers, feed a cold, starve a fever, wine, glass of wine, glasses of wine, red wine, white wine, red, white, glass, glasses, old wive's tale, old wive's tales, superstition, superstitions, folklore, old adage, old adages, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, health, medicine, medical, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, self-medication, self-medicating, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, modern life