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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
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Top concern: stop Sharia Law
"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
Tags:truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, tuckers, long distance, long distances, safety, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, fender bender, fender benders, road safety, highway safety, change lanes, changes lanes, changing lanes
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Tags:food poisoning, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, tender stomach, tender stomachs, tender tummy, tender tummies, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, foodborne illness, foodborne illnesses, foodborne disease, foodborne diseases, foodborne pathogen, foodborne pathogens, bacteria, virus, viruses, contaminate, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, sickness, priority, priorities
New Mothers and Priorities
"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"
Tags:affair, affairs, politician, politicians, scandal, scandals, press conference, press conferences, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad husband, bad husbands, spouse, spouses, president, presidents, presidential, white house, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, alpha, alpha males, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, sleazebags, scumbag, scumbags
"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."
Tags:superficial, superficiality, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriage, compatible, compatibility, couple, couples, good couple, good couples, suitable, suitability, rich person, rich people, thin, priority, priorities, perfect couple, perfect couples, honest, honesty, frank, frankness, direct, proposal, proposals, proposing
'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'
"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, priority, priorities, young, youth, get your priorities straight, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, unambitious, messy, modern life
"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."
"I don't understand why he'd rather howl at the moon than be with me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, wolf, wolves, dog, dogs, canines, canine, priorities, priority, hobby, hobbies, wife, husband, partner, spouse, fiancee, boyfriend, problem, problems, chat, chatting, animals, ignored, ignoring, neglected, housewife, housewives, inattentive, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, howl, howls, howling, howl at the moon, howling at the moon, hurtful, self-esteem, therapy, therapist, therapists
Focussing on what's REALLY important
"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."
Tags:neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, raise children, raises children, raising children, good neighborhood, good neighbourhood, community, communities, housing tract, housing tracts, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, desolate, culture, devoid of culture, uncultured, priority, priorities, parent, parents, parenting, upscale, family, families, raise a family, raising a family
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Tags:nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."
Tags:bunker, bunkers, soldier, soldiers, gym, gyms, priority, priorities, military, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, workout routine, workout routines, exercise routine, exercise routines, physical fitness, gym rat, gym rats, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addictive, addicting, fit, fitness
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
Tags:cloak, cloaks, cloaking, cloaking device, cloaking devices, general accountability office, goverment accountability office, fighter, fighters, jet, jets, military fighter, military fighters, stealth, stealth fighter, stealth fighters, military-industrial complex, military spending, united states, usa, american, america, ethics, government money, priority, priorities, military budget, military budgets, budget, budgets, federal budget, federal budgets
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities