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Astrologer Cartoons and Comics

Astrologer cartoon 1 of 151


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The Big Tipper

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"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"

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'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'

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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

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'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

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"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

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"I see you going on a long journey."

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"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."

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"I was actually born in September, but I identify as a Pisces."

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"My client pleads not guilty on the grounds that Saturn was transiting his natal Pluto at the time of the incident."

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"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"

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"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

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'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

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'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

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'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'

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"What's your sign?"

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'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

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'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

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'Your horoscope says 'a brilliant day for adventure and romance'.'

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Astrologer cartoon 21 of 151

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Johannes Kepler

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"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"

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'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

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'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

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