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'My social life has really picked up lately, with all these health clinic visits.'
Old People of the Future.
'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'
"I'm sorry, but you've had it up to here."
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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
All dressed up without the slightest idea why.
RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty
'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.
Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.
'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
James Bond: Senior Years.
The walking frame for the mobile immobile.
'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'
'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'
Pension Plans of the Old West
'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
I can be upgraded can you?
"Ah, to be young again."
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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.