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"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
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'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'
'We could both avoid this daily annoyance, sir, if you'd buy me an annuity!'
"His new year resolution was to sort out our pension..."
"The annuities market is in turmoil..."
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"Opting out of annuities is going to be a disaster for some people..."
'So you'd like to roll over your 401k into an annuity, is that right?'
Baby Boomers vote
"Fortunately with the Government's new simplified pension scheme it's much easier to work out that you're going to have to work until 108 before retiring in abject poverty!"
'Right so you're saying that you would purchase an indexed annuity linked to commercial real estate prices...'
'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'
'We have a wide range of Annuities'
'I already have money. I need advice on how to keep it and make it last.'
"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."
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Pension Schemes, Pension Scams
Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life.
'That reminds me, is Jack still managing your portfolio?'
'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'
"Well there's a relief, I'll not have to worry about choosing an annuity!"
"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"
"It's a real pleasure to do business with you..."
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