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"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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"I'm trying to forget a 401k."
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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'
"Well, I guess that pretty much takes care of our retirement plans."
'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'
"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."
'Realistically, retirement planning means upgrading your skills and attending a seminar on resume preparation.'
'At least we won't have to worry if our pension plans are any good.'
"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."
In Case of Funding Emergency, Break Glass.
"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."
"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"
"You can live high, or you can live mighty. You can't afford to live high and mighty."
"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."
'When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like, '401 que pasa?'
"When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad..."
The 'Jesse James' retirement plan for procrastinators.
"You wouldn't spend twelve years with an organization that didn't even offer a 401K."
"Of course, you can always supplement your retirement income with panhandling."
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"The Road to Happiness is ahead on the right."
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Graph Your Relatives!
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"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."
"Umbrella, chair, sunscreen - all paid for by my Silver Flip Flops health insurance program."
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