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'How late do you expect to be working?'
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.
'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.
'What's that noise?'
"My 401(k) is safe. It's tied up in booze futures."
'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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"Cheer up, dear. He and Nancy are going to have a perfectly lovely life out in Bel Air."
'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'
'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'
I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.
'It's the new company health plan. We get an apple a day and plant the seeds for our retirement health benefits.'
"Well, I guess that pretty much takes care of our retirement plans."
'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'
Frosty's Retirement Plan
"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
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'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'
'You know, you're a very expensive employee because we have to contribute to nine retirement and life insurance plans for you.'
"I'd like to invest in white bread, whitefish, white beans, whitewash..."
'Don't get me started about the poor...because of them I can't afford to retire.'