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"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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"You're in great shape. I hope you have enough retirement savings to last another 30 years."
Unusual Retirement Plans
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'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'
Saving for Retirement.
"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
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'You should start socking a few bucks away for retirement.'
'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'
"If we don't give up the cars, holidays and meals out we'll never save enough in our pension to have a decent retirement."
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"Having looked at your forecast the best advice I can give you is to die a little earlier!"
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'We would never have put our money into an IRA had we'd known there was such a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.'
"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."
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"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "
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'It was huge, it was in flames and it had 'Pension Funds' written on it.'
"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."
"But the best part of all this is that I can FINALLY quit worrying about whether I've saved enough money for retirement!"
"How your 401(k) outperformed the dow five years in a row is not the kind of action thriller we're looking for."
"I expected more from my financial planeer than, "Look for a fast food place that's hiring."'
"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."
"Of course, you can always supplement your retirement income with panhandling."
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Senior Smart Home: "Sell me and rent an apartment!"
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"Your retirement fund has become dangerously enlarged."
"The Road to Happiness is ahead on the right."
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