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'Students who major in these subjects have a 7% less chance of moving back in with their parents after graduation.'
Day one, post grad
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"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"
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'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'
"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."
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'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'
'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'
"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."
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'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"I'm learning to read too."
'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'
The farm-raised catfish goes to college
'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'
Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.
'We are pleased to honor the first graduates of this great university who have majored in the ever-growing field of trivia.'
Law student at interview, "I've got two c's and a b pending appeal."
'And remember, your success will be measured by how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'
'You should be ashamed of yourself.'
Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.
'Yes, your father studied at a 'red brick university'. He never graduated though, because he's as thick as a red brick!'
'Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson.'
'I'm sorry Mr. Hart, but we don't offer student loans to people attending 'the university of life'.'
"Will work for food" "Will work for my college tuition."
"I can't believe that Derek got into university!"
"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."