Career Prospects Cartoons and Comics

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Career Criminal

Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'You have a bright future, son.'

Business 101

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"I couldn't hunt, and I wasn't very good at gathering, so I became a middleman."

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'You can start at the bottom here in New York, or at the top in Baghdad.'

'I thought you should know, I'm thinking of making a bid for class clown.'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"Yes, I'll accept your proposal of marriage Wilson. But you still don't get the promotion."