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Why College Costs So Much 101.
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"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."
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"Sorry, I had to pull you over, Professor. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
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'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"Welcome to the I.V. league."
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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."
'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."
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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
"… and then I made a life altering decision. I decided to leave the Wharton School of Business and become a homeless person."
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"This one here always grosses me out."