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'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
Grim reaper waiting for someone in the arrivals area of an airport
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, arrivals, arrivals area, arrivals hall, waiting, wait, sign, signs, name, names, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, waiting area, waiting areas, driver, drivers, pick-up, pick-up area, pickup, pickup area, passenger, passengers, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers
"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."
"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"
Tags:tropical fish, exotic fish, fish, fishes, pet, pets, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirtatious, date, dates, mermaid, mermaids, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, chat-up, chat-ups
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, honey, nickname, nicknames, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, pick up, pick ups, picking up, flattery, flattering, hoping, don't get your hopes up, unromantic, friendzoned, friendzone
"So, you like kids?"
"Isn't this nice? You're in the Air corps and I'm a volunteer airplane spotter."
Tags:air corp, air corps, pilot, pilots, air force, airforce, air-force, airplane spotter, airplane spotters, volunteer, volunteers, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, love life, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, party, parties, vintage, world war ii, come on, come ons, come-on, come-ons, sexually harass, sexually harasses, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, chat ups
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcalling, sexually harassing, sexually harassed, sexual harassments, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, date, dates, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, line, lines, love life, job security, married life, stability, gender stereotype
The Stages of Wine
Tags:wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, intoxication, intoxicated, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, date, dates, dating, drunk, drunken, drunken night out, drunken nights out, night out, nights out, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, bad decision, bad decisions, flirt, flirts, flirtation, hit on, hits on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, winos
"The nuts are good, but I have a can of really good nuts back at my place."
"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."
"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"
Tags:beware the dog, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, home security, guard dog, guard dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, flirtation, flirtations, security dog, security dogs, come on, come ons, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, line, lines
"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"
Tags:winter clothes, winter clothing, winter gear, outdoor clothing, outdoors clothes, winter coat, winter coats, outer gear, outer-gear, hat, hats, scarf, scarves, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, snow, snowing, snowfall, wintertime, winter-time, winter hat, winter hats, date, dates, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrels
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing
"Thank you for the drink, but, no, you may not have my 'e mail' address."
"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"
Tags:romance, romances, romantic, romantics, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, line, lines, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple
"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
Tags:pickup line, pickup lines, pickup, chat-up, chats up, chatting up, non-compete clause, non-compete clause, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, barfly, barflies, hit on, hits on, hitting on, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, muscleman, musclemen, guarantee, guarantees, harassment, harasser, harassers, come-on, come-ons
"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."
"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."
The Insul Inn: 'She's type 2. She's not my type.'
"Would you like to go to my place for a cigarette?"
"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker
Tags:truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, pickup truck, pickup trucks, vehicle, vehicles, driver, drivers, driving, dog, dogs, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, sticker, stickers, decal, decals, how's my drinking, how's my driving, call, drinking, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking and driving, drunk, drunk driver, drunk drivers, driving drunk, drunk driving, drink driving, driving under the influence, don't drink and drive, safety, word play, wordplay, transportation