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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
Tags:exercise tracker, exercise trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, physical fitness, tech, techie, techies, technology, wearable, wearables, step, steps, step counter, step counters, counting steps, mountain, mountains, mountain climber, mountain climbers, exercise, exercises, exercising, pedometer, pedometers, irrelevant, irrelevance, summit, summits, peak, peaks, mountaintop, mountaintops, achievement, achievements, measure, measures, measurement, measurements, measuring
To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
"Congratulations. We verbed three new words this week."
"I'm doing a think piece on me."
Tags:think piece, think pieces, journalist, journalists, journalism, couple, couples, accomplishment, accomplishments, achievement, achievements, modern life, modern lives, modern times, online journalism, clickbait, click bait, listicle, listicles, fame, 15 minutes of fame, fifteen minutes, 15 minutes, self-interest, self-interested, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographical
"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
Tags:sandcastle, sandcastles, building sandcastles, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, prod parent, proud parents, hack, hacks, such a hack, botch job, bad job, doing a bad job, critical, self critical, self-critical, self criticism, self-criticism, perfectionist, perfectionists, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, accomplished, impostor syndrome
'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
Dear Mom, I finally went viral
"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."
'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'
"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."
'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."
"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
Tags:bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, bankrupt, bankrupted, budget, budgets, family budget, family budgets, family finances, financial, financials, money management, money-management, bill, bills, bill payer, bill payers, bill-payer, bill-payers, money skill, money skills, financial management, money problem, fiscal, irresponsible, financially irresponsible, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, fiscally responsible, fiscal irresponsibility, husband, husbands, wife, wives, proud, pride, achievement, achievements
"And he did it all with a flip phone."
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"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.
"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, raising kids, raising children, toddler, toddlers, son, sons, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, talent, talented, come back, motivation, stress, pressure, strict, demanding, achievement, achievement, accomplishment, accomplishments, success, successful, ambition, ambitious, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mother, tiger mothers, tiger parenting, perfection, perfectionism, perfectionist, perfectionists
Proud Parents of Underachievers
Tags:underachiever, underachievers, underachieving, underachievement, proud parent, proud parents, honor student, honor students, honors student, honors students, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, slacker, slackers, parent, parents, parenting, accomplishment, accomplishments, achievement, achievements, sign, signs, van, vans, family, families, scholastic achievement, scholastic achievements, scholar, scholars
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
Tags:under the radar, washed up, past it, middle age, middle aged, success, successful, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, secret success, secret successes, successful life, successful lives, identity crisis, identity crises, midlife crisis, midlife crises, depressed, depressing, depression, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, worry, worries, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Tags:cow, cows, beef, beef cow, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughters, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, butcher, butchers, abattoir, abattoirs, millennial, modern, modern life, modern world, achievement, achievements, award, awards, meat, meat industry, food industry, inspect, inspector, cattle, livestock, herd, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, animal