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"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
Tags:annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, novelty song, novelty songs, comedy, comedian, comedians, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trigger, triggers, lose temper, losing temper, mislead, marriage problem, marriage problems
'You need to stop smoking. It's really not that hard. I've done it myself several times.'
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
Tags:habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscience
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."
"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
Tags:abdominal, abdominals, abdomen, abdomens, tummy, tummies, tummy muscle, tummy muscles, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, habit, habits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, old married couple, old-married couple, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."
Tags:judgment, judgments, judgmental, judgement, judgements, judgemental, eye, eyes, blue eyes, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, habit, habits, habitual, compliment, compliments, complimenting, analogy, analogies, simile, similes, metaphor, metaphors, romance, romantic, couple, couples, long-term relationships, married life, married, romance is gone, dinner date, dinner dates
Just One Puff
'I wanted this on the rocks.'
Tags:ice, ices, on the rocks, rocks, rock, rocky, goat, goats, mountain goat, mountain goats, drink, drinks, complain, complaint, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, mountain, mountains, habit, habits, neat, barman, barmen, waiter, waiters, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty, habit, habits, habitual, random acts of kindness, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."
'Honey, are you going to locate the exits every morning?'
"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
'I still can't believe he's not snoring.'
'Poor work habits can be contagious, so we usually quarantine our new employees for a period of observation.'
"Waitress's Day Off""
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plants