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"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
Day one, post grad
"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."
"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."
"I attended terror training camp Pakistan, but for undergrad, I went to the University of Alabama."
A farmer has an incredible educational background.
Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)
"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.
'We are pleased to honor the first graduates of this great university who have majored in the ever-growing field of trivia.'
"I can't believe that Derek got into university!"