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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, witness, witnesses, defendant, court, court of law, defendants, courts, laws, over the top, ott, exaggerated, annoying, judge, judges, angry, represent yourself, represent myself, defense attorney, prosecutor, ruling, rule, acting, courtroom, courtroom, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, stand, the stand, oath, oaths, legal system
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"
"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
Tags:m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements
"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."
"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ego, egotistical, egocentric, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, men, man, woman, women, nag, nagging, pester, pestering, exaggerated
"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
"He always ruins the pockets of his trousers,"
Tags:pocket, pockets, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, trouser, trousers, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, complain, complained, complains, complaining, husband, husbands, wife, wives, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassed, scythe, scythes, large burden, large burdens, exaggerate, exaggeration, exaggerates, exaggerations, exaggerating, exaggerated, married couple, married couples, marriages, marriage, gathering, social gathering, social gatherings
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."
"Overcompensated? I'm sorry, I don't understand the concept."
"Justin is probably thirty by now. Should we pick him up from daycare?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, children, child, son, sons, daycare, daycares, exaggeration, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, exaggerated, hyperbole, absent parents, absent parent, forgetful parent, forgetful parents, reckless parent, reckless parents, bad parent, bad parenting, bad parents, careless parent, careless parenting, childcare, childcare worker, childcare workers, daycare worker, daycare workers
"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."
'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"We got into a pretty bad argument."
Tags:argument, fight, fighting, relationship, relationships, arguments, fights, disagreements, disagreement, spat, marriage, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, relationship trouble, doghouse, couch, banished, relationship issues, trouble, in trouble, relationship problems, marriage trouble, marriage issues, marriage problems, men, man, exaggeration, exaggerated, kick out, kicked out
"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."
Tags:technology, computer, computers, internet, online, emotion, emotions, emotional, upset, angry, anger, strong, passion, passionate, reality, real life, sensitive, overly sensitive, exaggerated, exaggeration, troll, trolls, trolling, anonymous, anonymity, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing, forum, forums, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, modern life
'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'
"Urine sample...I said sample!"
"Here's your hourly job performance review."
Tags:business, office, offices, employees, staff, boss, bosses, personnel, management, ceo, ceos, efficient, assessment, work, work performance review, performance review, work, employee, employees, job, worker, micro-management, micro-managing, too far, exaggeration, exaggerated, office-work, office work, superior
Tags:mouse, mousetrap, computer, computers, internet, malware, clickbait, virus, viruses, web, the web, advertisement, advertising, trap, data, data mining, data collection, surveillance, privacy, invasion of privacy, digital, digital world, online, surfing, web surfing, death, dangerous, mice, cheese, exaggeration, exaggerated, attract attention
"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the bitter truth...."
Tags:court, courts, court of law, courts of law, oath, oaths, swear, swear, swearing, sworn testimony, truth, tell the truth, telling the truth, testimony, witness, witnesses, defendent, defendents, court case, court cases, tell the whole truth, bible, bibles, requirement, requirements, legal bind, legally binding, purgury, naked truth, awful truth, simple truth, brutal truth, painful truth, unvarnished truth, over the top, excessive, exaggerate, exaggerating, exaggerated, unreasonable, waste of time, wasting time, judge, judges, your honor
'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'