Exaggerated Cartoons and Comics

"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"He has a very deft touch."

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"Overcompensated? I'm sorry, I don't understand the concept."

"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We got into a pretty bad argument."

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'

"Urine sample...I said sample!"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

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"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

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"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"I wanted to meet outside the office to tell you...your brown nosing is getting worse."

Storm in a Teacup