Exaggerated Cartoons and Comics

"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"He has a very deft touch."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"He always ruins the pockets of his trousers,"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"Overcompensated? I'm sorry, I don't understand the concept."

"Justin is probably thirty by now. Should we pick him up from daycare?"

"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We got into a pretty bad argument."

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'

"Urine sample...I said sample!"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

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"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the bitter truth...."

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'