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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuit, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, witness, witnesses, defendant, court, court of law, defendants, courts, laws, over the top, ott, exaggerated, annoying, judge, judges, angry, represent yourself, represent myself, defense attorney, prosecutor, ruling, rule, acting, courtroom, courtroom, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, stand, the stand, oath, oaths, legal system
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
Tags:m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements
"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."
"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, ego, egotistical, egocentric, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, men, man, woman, women, nag, nagging, pester, pestering, exaggerated
"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."
"Overcompensated? I'm sorry, I don't understand the concept."
"A host? You call that a host. Why back in the States we..."
'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"We got into a pretty bad argument."
Tags:argument, fight, fighting, relationship, relationships, arguments, fights, disagreements, disagreement, spat, marriage, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, relationship trouble, doghouse, couch, banished, relationship issues, trouble, in trouble, relationship problems, marriage trouble, marriage issues, marriage problems, men, man, exaggeration, exaggerated, kick out, kicked out
"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."
Tags:technology, computer, computers, internet, online, emotion, emotions, emotional, upset, angry, anger, strong, passion, passionate, reality, real life, sensitive, overly sensitive, exaggerated, exaggeration, troll, trolls, trolling, anonymous, anonymity, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing, forum, forums, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, modern life
'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'
"Urine sample...I said sample!"
"Here's your hourly job performance review."
Tags:business, office, offices, employees, staff, boss, bosses, personnel, management, ceo, ceos, efficient, assessment, work, work performance review, performance review, work, employee, employees, job, worker, micro-management, micro-managing, too far, exaggeration, exaggerated, office-work, office work, superior
Tags:mouse, mousetrap, computer, computers, internet, malware, clickbait, virus, viruses, web, the web, advertisement, advertising, trap, data, data mining, data collection, surveillance, privacy, invasion of privacy, digital, digital world, online, surfing, web surfing, death, dangerous, mice, cheese, exaggeration, exaggerated, attract attention
"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."
'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'
Lemonade - $200 per cup.
"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."
"I wanted to meet outside the office to tell you...your brown nosing is getting worse."
Tags:brown noser, brown nosing, brown nosers, sucking up, suck up, suck ups, sucked up, fawning, exaggerated, flattery, boss, bosses, supervisors, manager, managers, management, managements, yes men, supervisor, attentive, servile, obsequious, ingratiating, subservient, friend, coworker, peer, colleague, businessman, businessmen, bad habit, bad habits
Storm in a Teacup