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'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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Day one, post grad
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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
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His Master's Thesis.
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"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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"You call it grad school; I call it raising the debt ceiling."
"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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"Really? I got my PhD in economics, too."
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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
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Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."
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