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'This younger generation is so pampered.'
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"Tuition payments made me do it."
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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'
'...and help my parents to pick the right investments for my college education.'
"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"
It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load.
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'
Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College
'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'
Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing
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'You are supposed to be here.'
"I'm looking for an employer whose performance standards are as rigorous as those of the college I graduated from!"
Congratulation Graduates...student debt.
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
'I spent my retirement fund on my child's education and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'
Putting a degree in philosophy to work...
"My goal is to major in something that won't become obsolete in four years."
"I'm looking for something to tide me over in the awkward period between student loans and social security."
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"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"
'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'
Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.
Man to man: 'Everything I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten and forgot in college.'