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"You look just like your profile picture."
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First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
"We met online."
"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
'You said you lived in a gated community.'
Large Hadron Dating Service
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
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Did you have to come far
"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"
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"My computer is saying, 'You, you, you!'"
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"We met through Secular Humanist Mingle."
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"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."
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"I think I was a little ambitious asking for a Brad Pitt look alike, now I'm just looking for 'male, with a heartbeat'."
"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"
"I was hoping for someone with poor eyesight and no imagination."
"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."
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'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'
Tunnel of Swiping Right
"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"
Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.
"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."