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'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
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"You look just like your profile picture."
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'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
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You can also follow me on social media websites.
'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'
"You have excellent academic credentials and a wonderful work history but we try not to profile people."
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'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'
Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale
"Keep Bowman at it. According to our profiles, that jury can be swayed by a real hunk."
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'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
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'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'
'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'
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'It's the book everyone's talking about.'
'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'
You can't smell an online profile...
'It's a pleasure to meet you sir. Facebook has told me so much about you.'
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'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'