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'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
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'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
"You look just like your profile picture."
Tags:relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating online, dating on the internet, dating website, dating websites, dating site, dating sites, profile, profiles, profile photo, profile photos, profile picture, profile pictures, social network, social networks, social networking, look, looking, similar, same, cat, cats, anthropomorphic, cat lady, cat ladies, animal, animals
'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'
You can also follow me on social media websites.
"You have excellent academic credentials and a wonderful work history but we try not to profile people."
Tags:interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, cv, curriculum vitae, job application, job applications, profile, profiles, profiling, judge, judging, judgement, prejudge, prejudging, credentials, good credentials, work history, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, recruitment officer, recruitment officers
Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale
'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'
'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
Tags:sandwiches, lunch, deconstruct, families, democratic party, food, kosher, bologna, american cheese, mormons, children, schools, teachers, cafeteria, cafeterias, packed lunch, packed lunches, sandwich, deconstructing, deconstruction, deconstructions, profile, profiling, subtext, subtexts, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks
"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, dating service, dating services, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, match, matches, match up, matching up, profile, dating profile, dating profiles, dating agency, dating agencies, insecurity, insecurities, afraid, anxious, scare, scares, scared, closeness, intimate, intimacy, preference, preferences, awkward, awkwardness, physical relationship, physical relationships, similar, similarity, uncommitted
'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
Tags:abominable snowman, yeti, yetis, bigfoot, smuggle, smuggles, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, tiara, tiaras, diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, airport, airports, airport security, customs, customs officer, customs officers, u.s. customs, suspicious, suspiciousness, profile, profiles, profiling, valuable, valuables, crown, crowns
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
Tags:prince, princes, online dating, dating, online, internet, internet dating, scam, scams, scammer, catfish, catfishing, catfisher, catfishers, cat-fishing, cat-fish, cat-fisher, cat-fishing, fake, false, profile, profiles, date, women, woman, butler, butlers, dating site, dating sites, dating app, dating apps, relationship, relationships, looking for a partner, modern life, match, matches, too-good-to-be-true, too good to be true, unrealistic
'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'
'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'
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'It's the book everyone's talking about.'
Tags:wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, selfie, selfies, self portrait, self portraits, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, wedding photo, wedding photos, wedding photograph, wedding photographs, modern life, modern-life, selfie culture, wedding photographer, wedding photographers, memories, post, posts, social media, profile, profiles, status update, status updates
'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'
You can't smell an online profile...
'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'