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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
Tags:embryo, embryos, frozen embryo, frozen embryos, baby, babies, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, infertile, infertility, reproduction, family planning, egg donor, egg donors, freezer, freezers, freezing, frozen food, frozen foods, parent, parents, parenting, prospective parent, prospective parents, fertilization, in vitro fertilization, fertilisation, in vitro fertilisation
"In Vino Fertilization"
Tags:fertilization, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilizing, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilisation, drunk, drunken, one night stand, one night stands, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, conceptions, in vitro, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, alcoholism
"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, eggs, egg, reproduction, fertilisation, fertilization, couple, couples, having kids, having children, science, biology, relationship, relationships, romance, romantic, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, married life, female, females, male, males, men, man, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"It's perfect for starting a family."
Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"
"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."
Tags:cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, fish, fishes, fertilisation, fertilising, fertilizing, fertilization, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, external fertilisation, external fertilization
Ringing the Doorbell
Tags:fertilization, fertilisation, fertilize, fertilizing, fertilise, fertilising, egg cell, egg cells, sperm, sperm cell, sperm cells, biology, doorbell, doorbells, ring the bell, ringing the bell, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, copulate, copulation, baby, babies, polite, politeness, ask permission, asking permission, consent, ask consent, asking consent, give consent, giving consent, door bell, door bells, gender issues
'I Failed Insemnation!'
"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"
Tags:sperm, sperm and egg, egg, eggs, ask out, asks out, asking out, pretty girl, pretty girls, crush, crushes, middle school, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, awkward years, grapevine, grapevines, rumor mill, rumor mills, gossip, gossips, gossiping, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilization, fertilisation, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilizing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcements
Pope: Couples Who Use In Vitro Are 'Arrogant'.
"Can you sell me some of that same type of fertilizer Jack was using?"
"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"
"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."
Tags:chromosome, chromosomes, gene, genes, genetics, genetic, inheritance, biology, military, decorations, decoration, decorated, honour, honours, general, generals, medal, medals, party, hierarchy, distinction, merit, award, brave, bravery, cell, cells, division, mitosis, meiosis, fertilisation, egg, sperm
IVF assessment centre.
To Be Or Not To Be That Is The Question
"Get a womb, you two!"
"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."
"I knew you delivered eggs, but I had no idea you fertilized them as well."
'Unfertilized, thank you.'
Genetically-engineered family tree.
A bee getting excited looking at a flower catalogue.
Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?
"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"
Tags:egg, eggs, fertilization, fertilisation, sperm, sperms, biology, pregnancy, pregnancies, conception, womb, wombs, pregnant, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, flirting, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatup, chatups, date, dates, first date, first dates, pick up, pick ups, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, line, lines, sex education, sex ed
"This could be the start of something big."