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"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"
"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."
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Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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Did life reach Earth from outer space?
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"Get a womb, you two!"
'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'
"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."
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Andy Warhol's Seminal Work
'Be honest with me, doctor. . . Is my sperm showing signs of aging?'
The future Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin about to be conceived.
The future Pablo Picasso about to be conceived
The future Arnold Schwarzenegger about to be conceived.
Sperm Bank - "How much were you thinking of spending?"
Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.
"He's left you his sperm"
"He's crashed. . . What a loser!"
"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"
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"This could be the start of something big."
"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg..."
"What if this is all there is?"
"You would not BELIEVE the flak I get for focusing on my career instead of having a family!"