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"Let me slip into something more humorous."
"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
Lincoln Does Crowd Work
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"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
"I punched way, way too far up."
Before they brought comedy to the microphone club
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
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"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."
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"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
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"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."
King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel
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"I know our marriage never would have lasted without a laugh track."
"I think The Big Bang Theory and this administration should end like the last episode of Seinfeld - with everyone going to jail."
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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