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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
For the new gardener.
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell
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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."
"I hate open-mike night."
"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
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"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Tags:blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trains
Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'
Man and dog.
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Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.
"Tonight is open mike, n'est-ce pas?"
'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'
"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
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"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice
"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."
"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
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"Let me try that!"
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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."