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World's strongest man competition.
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
Cowboys and Vacuums
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
New Mothers and Priorities
'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"You're really lucky I was raised to direct all my female rage inward!"
Heading Towards the Sink-Erator...'Nooooooo!!'
"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"
Tags:cartoonist, cartoonists, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, sneaking off, sneaking away, escape, escaping, running off, running away, household chores, household chore, lazy, laziness, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments
Leaking washing machine.
Tags:laundry, doing the laundry, dirty washing, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, household task, household tasks, washing machine, washing machines, washer dryer, washer dryers, leak, leaks, puddle, puddles, flood, floods, flooding, disaster, disasters, leaking washing machine, inconvenient, inconvenience
Tags:newborn, newborns, baby, babies, parenthood, parenting, family life, family-life, new parent, new parents, nap, naps, besotted, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family time, cuddle, cuddles, mummy, mummies, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, overwhelmed, unconditional love, new parents, maternity leave
"I've cleaned out the garage- now may I file for divorce?"
Tags:chore, chores, household chore, household chores, household task, household tasks, lazy, laziness, controlled, controlling, controled, controling, bad relationship, bad relationships, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, filing for divorce
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
Tags:unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian
"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."
'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'
"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
"Can you help me bury the groceries all over the neighborhood."
"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, abandoned, abandon, abandonment, castaway, castaways, shirt, shirts, fashions, mens fashion, men's fashion, clothes wash, laundry, house hold chore, household chores, dry clean, dry cleaning, dry-clean, dry-cleaning, dry clean only, dry-clean only, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, priorities, priority, prioritising, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
"You know, in some cultures the male does things."
'Clean up your room and stop telling your brother he's an app you downloaded to do the job.'
Inflatable Guys For The Ladies
Tags:chores, chore, household, household chores, man of the house, gender roles, traditional gender roles, gender stereotype, marriage, married, modern, modern life, woman, women, for women, couple, couples, visual gag, visual joke, man's work, man's world, stereotype, stereotypes, role, traditional roles, blow up doll, blow-up doll, inflatables