Entertainment Industry Cartoons and Comics

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

"The award for best performance by a doctor in a TV interview goes to . . ."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Never Worked in This Town Again

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Reality show pitch

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"I wanted to be a producer, actor or comedian but unfortunately I respect women."

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

J2 productions - a harassment-free company

'I miss the days when disputes would resolve themselves in the tabloids.'

Celebrity & Legends Beach with 2016 Killer Shark in water

Magicians funeral

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Can we move over there?'

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

Boy opens a casino next to a lemonade stand.