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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."
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'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'
Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.
'I don't want to sound a 'bad sport'... but I do feel she has an unfair advantage!'
'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
'Never mind that...I want you back in the office in five.'
Hurdles with Steps
A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.
'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'
'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'
'If you're incredibly fast you might get a ticket for the men's 800 meters.'
"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."
'Wow! They said security would be tight.'
'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'
'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'
'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'
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Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
'I remember when you could go to a game and it didn't cost an arm and leg.'
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Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.
'Whoa! Slow down, kids! Your mom will neuter me if I bring you home with stomachaches from eating too much of that junk.'
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, rubbish, rubbish bin, trash, trash bin, trash can, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, stomach ache, stomach aches, stomachache, stomachaches, sports event, sports events, fatherhood, fathers, treat, treats, special treat, special treats, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The season-ticket subprime mortgage meltdown.
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