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At the world meditating championships
"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."
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'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'
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"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."
'What does United have to do to win the championship?' - 'Win nine out of their last four matches.'
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
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Rock Paper Scissors Championship.
Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.
"That's nothing. My mom is older than the superbowl."
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"What's even more astonishing is it coincides exactly with the World Series."
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Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
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'International knitting: 100m final.'
'Next time aim to vault OVER the bar.'
'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'
'When dogs watch the The Masters.'
'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'
'...and come March I plan to go mad!'
'1 and 2. . .1 and 2.'
Around the world.
'Stocks rose on the news that basketball star Yao Ming is now worth more than all the tea in China....'
Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.
Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.