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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
"To begin with, do you have all your receipts?"
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"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."
"I would kill for your metabolism."
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'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'
'Wait a minute Rabbi, I thought you said Judaism wasn't all black and white.'
Looking for Some Pope Francis Love.
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"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."
"I'm between congregations."
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"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."
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"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"How would you like to become Pope?"
Jesus' First and last day as a trucker...
The Deli Llama
"You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?"
"Swami Ananda, here, has also discovered the secret of life!"
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Moses Parting the Red Tea
Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.
'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'
'Well, here I am at Castel Gandolfo. . .they took away mein ruby slippers!'