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'Now this is home just went on the market this morning.'
'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'
'That's not subsidence. That's land rising up on either side.'
'The oven's too small.'
'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'
"How much are you selling your hedge for?"
At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.
New house smell.
"It's a bit isolated - the nearest shop's two galaxies away."
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Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."
"And this listing was recently upgraded with an ocean side view."
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'Is this the open house?'
'Actually, we're looking for a more dignified entrance.'
'And I can assure you - crime is not a problem in this neighbourhood.'
' We're last time buyers...'
'Properties like these were beyond the reach of most first time buyers until recently.'
'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'
"I'm afraid all you can afford is an enormous dairy farm."
"Good news! The economy is staging a comeback..."
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'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'
Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night!
For Sale: Water Views.