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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.
'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
Clearing the castle's moat.
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
"To me, the Hudson is much more than a river - it's a moat."
Tags:hudson, hudson river, new york, new jersey, divide, divides, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, condescend, condescends, condescending, moat, moats, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, gated community, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, river, rivers, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, snobby, class difference, divide, divides, division, divisions, classist, classism
"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
Tags:price range, price ranges, river, rivers, hudson river, river view, river views, new york, real estate, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, priority, priorities, view, views, polluted, pollution, room with a view, rooms with a view, view, views, low price, low prices, real estate agent, real estate agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, buy a house, buying a house, compromise, compromises, compromising, priority, priorities, technicality, technicalities, underwater
Tags:canal, canals, street, streets, road, roads, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, water, river, rivers, flood, flooded, venice, subway, metro, train, trains, underground, tube, transport, transportation, public transportation, track, tracks, station, stations, platform, platforms, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, passenger, passengers, swim, swimming, new york, ny, urban, city, city life, urban life, word play, word plays, literal, canal street
'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'
Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
Tags:source, source of the river, river, rivers, stream, streams, still, spring, springs, oil, oils, crude, crude oil, barrel, barrels, gas, petrol, diesel, gowanus, canal, environmental, environmentally, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmental crisis, climate change, global warming, environment, waste, toxic, toxic waste, landscape, countryside, country side, nature, natural, fossil fuel, fossil fuels
'And each year the Kayaks made their way upstream.'
'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
Tags:modern, modern life, upstream, swimming upstream, swimming, swim, swims, against the current, current, up stream, up-stream, raised, raised in the wild, in the wild, raised by animals, social cue, social cues, social mores, salmon, river, upriver, up river, businessmen, businessman, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, subway, subways, underground, metro, train, trains, idiot, idiotic, escalator, escalator etiquette, manners, manner, etiquette, rule, rules, unwritten rules
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
'Ready to try out your new training?'
Fish with a water supply.
Looking for Fool's Gold...
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
A crocodile eating a bungee jumper
Broken Beaver Dam
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'Who's the new guy?'