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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
"I'll listen for a dollar."
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"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."
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'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."
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"Eight years of unprecedented expansion, and yet the kid sector has failed to participate."
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'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'
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Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.
"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."
"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"
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'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'
'My dad is an accountant so he deducts withholding tax on my allowance.'
'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'
'I'm sorry, son, but I'm not in the bad debt business anymore.'
'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"Dad, I need to dip into my college fund."
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'What do I look like, the First National Bank?'
'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'
"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
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'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'