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The wine and water lists.
"I appreciate the offer, sir, but no thank you, I don't want a promotion."
"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"
'And this is the sunken living room.'
Things to whine about: 'I'm making a list of my pet peeves.'
"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"
'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'
'The owners like big Christmas trees.'
'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'
Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."
'It comes in handy at high tide'
'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'
"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."
Tags:sighs, sighing, sigher, partner, partners, boyfriend, husband, wife, wifes, hunbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, girl friend, boy friend, sigh, complain, complaining, explain, explanation, explaining, list, listing, argue, argument, passive aggressive, communication, pass agg, relationship, relationships, moaning, groaning, groan, groans, body language, non verbal communication, non-verbal communication
"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, put off, puts off, putting off, delay, delays, delaying, busywork, busy work, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, list, lists, listing, to-do list, to-do lists, account, accountant, accounts payable, accounts receivable, urgent, urgency
Tags:handheld, handhelds, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, reminder, reminders, sasquatch, sasquatches, bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, myth, myths, list, lists, listing, listings, set reminder, sets reminders, setting reminders, to-do, to-do list, to-do lists, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes
'These aren't resolutions, they're new year's revolutions.'
'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'
'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'
'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'who's who' listing?'
Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.
Walk dog, brush your teeth.
Tags:chores, housework, husband, wife, married, marriage, marry, couple, couples, dating, date, boyfriend, reward, rewards, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, sex therapist, sex therapists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, chore list, to do list, reminder, reminders, memory, memory trick, memory tricks, task, tasks, list, lists, listing, daily chore, daily chores, to-do, nag, nags, nagging
'I think you've had enough, dear. You're listing.'
"When you write the listing, don't forget to mention the house is currently vacant."
Tags:real estate, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, realty, real estate broker, real estate brokers, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, prisoner, prisoners, real estate salesman, real estate listing, house for sale, home for sale, listing, listings, jailbreak, advertisement, advertisements
Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'