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'Who-said-life-is-fair: Estates starting at $4,200,000.
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'
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'One day this will be someone else's.'
'He kept changing his will. In the end, it all went to legal fees.'
"It's his first posthumous work."
'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'
'Mind if I go in first?'
'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'
Designated area of outstanding natural profitability.
'We just created a living trust and I have no idea what to feed it.'
'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'
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"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
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'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'
'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'
'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
'You have nothing to complain about, your side is growing too.'
". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."