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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'
"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
"I like it, but can you make the hip urban kid short fat and bald?"
'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'
'You have lots of money and I have this empty can, so it's a win-win!'
'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'
"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
Tags:haunted house, haunted houses, good bones, sales pitch, sales pitches, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, evil spirit, evil spirits, ghost, ghosts, property market, housing market, housing markets, property markets
"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
Tags:consumerism, shopping, autos, auto dealer, auto dealers, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, auto dealership, auto dealerships, cat dealerships, trade off, trade offs, trade-off, trade-offs, car salesmen, car salesman, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto sales, car sales, fuel economy, small car, small cars, sales pitch, sales pitches, dealers, depletion
"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"It's the Will Rogers look—don't you love it?"
Tags:vaudeville performer, vaudeville performers, vaudeville, cowboy, cowboys, fashion icon, fashion icons, salesmen, salesman, saleswoman, saleswoman, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales pitch, sales pitches, western, westerns, broadway, broadway show, broadway shows, fashion icon, fashion icons
"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."
"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."
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Tags:gullible, gullibility, cereal, cereals, breakfast cereal, breakfast cereals, breakfast, breakfasts, believer, believers, credulous, credulity, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, sales pitch, sales pitches, deceive, deceives, deception, tall tale, tall tales, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulent claim, fraudulent claims, health benefit, health benefits, healthy food, healthy foods, processed food, processed foods
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, action figure, action figures, toy, toys, toy company, toy companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, aggressive sales pitch, aggressive sales pitches, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, complete set, complete sets, parent, parents, parenting, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, collection, collections, collector, collectors, boy, boys, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering
'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'
"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
Tags:straightforward, straightforwardness, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, trustworthy, trustworthiness, untrustworthy, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing pitch, marketing pitches, out of the question, two-faced, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty, charlatan, charlatans, grifter, grifters, grifting, liar, liars, lying
"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
Tags:wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdays
"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."
Tags:doctor, doctors, health, healthy, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, get well soon, get well, sales, sales pitch, unorthodox methods, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, consultant, consultation, handwriting, doctor's handwriting, physician, check-up, appointment, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriasis