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"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."
Tags:class difference, class differences, working class, working classes, middle class, middle classes, blue collar, blue collar worker, blue collar workers, white collar, white collar worker, silver spoon, silver spoons, manager, managers, management, born manager, born managers, calling, pedigree, pedigrees, family history, family histories, family tree, family trees, family business, family businesses, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, heritage
"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
Tags:heir, heirs, male heir, male heirs, king, kings, gay marriage, gay marriages, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, legitimacy, lineage, lineages, royal line, royal lineages, fatherhood, family tree, divorce, divorces, sovereign, sovereigns, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdowns, crown prince, royal marriage, royal marriages
Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.
"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, dna, d.n.a., dna testing, genetic testing, analysis, result, results, history, historical, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, family tree, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, family history, lineage, hapsburg, hapsburgs, family, families, royal, royalty, regal, crown, crowns
Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, card, cards, playing card, playing cards, breeding, lineage, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, holstein-friesian, king of diamonds, diamond, diamonds, king, parent, parents, parentage, dairy, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, family tree, family history
"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance
"Howard is my second husband once removed."
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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.
Your DNA on a Stick
"Son, now that you've turned sixty there are a few things you should know about the family."
Tags:senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, come of age, comes of age, coming of age, family secret, family secrets, secret, secrets, secretive, sixty, oap, oaps, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, father, fathers, family secret, family secrets, family history, family histories, family tree, family trees, talk, talks, discussion, discussions, chat, chats, chatting
'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.
When you said you were going to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET.
"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"
'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'
Discovering One's Roots
'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
Workers family tree.
"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, introducing, introductions, robot, robots, technology, computer, computers, lawn ornament, lawn ornaments, gnome, gnomes, garden gnome, garden gnomes, cast-iron, hereditary, genetic, genetics, biology, family resemblance, father's side, lineage, breeding, pedigree, family tree, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, relative, relatives, paternity