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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'
"I have faithfully made all my mortgage repayments."
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"Our taxes are now more than our mortgage payment."
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"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "
"We often have parents acting as guarantors..."
'Your wife got the house, but I did manage to get you custody of the mortgage payments.'
'I've let my mortgage go, I haven't paid my credit cards...these Mayan dudes really dropped the ball.'
A house is carried off in a tornado.
"I didn't know they could foreclose even on a cubicle."
'It's 10:00 P.M. Do you know where your bundled mortgage is?'
"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"
Coping with the Underwater Mortgage
'In terms you'll understand; our balloon mortgage payment is on the five yard line, it's fourth down and there are no time outs left!'
Since we'll be paying this mortgage forever, it's only fitting we use a Forever stamp.
'May I suggest missing a few mortgage payments.'
"FINAL demand'. Does that mean they have given up asking?
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'I believe there is a penalty for making overpayments.'
'Oh drat. I just mailed off my last mortgage payment.'
'By the time I pay off this mortgage, I'll be ready for a nursing home!'
'I need a loan to pay for a gun to rob a securicor van to pay for my mortgage'
Just another one of those people who got his mortgage after congress pushed through the community reinvestment act.
"Good news! The economy is staging a comeback..."
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'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'