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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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Waiting for the other 'choo' to drop.
'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'
"Why do they keep making these?"
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'Why don't we keep the law of demand, repeal the supply part,'
"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."
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"Halt! Let him die!"
"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'
'This is the 'place' in 'repeal and replace'.'
'Go to plan B.'
"Speaking of which, thanks to the cost of Obamacare, sliced bread is the only thing I can afford to serve on Thanksgiving."
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"Clean-up the House, Paul. I'll take care of this."
We Pollute Inc.
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"No, it won't pay for that either."
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"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.
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"It's no use, Dr. McConnell, it has no heart."