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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"
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"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"
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"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."
'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
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"These new apps will REVOLUTIONISE the way clients interface with insurers...this one lets you take a photo inventory of all your insured items..."
"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."
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'Expanding away from insurance has caused a few problems...'
"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."
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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'
"If you can't take it with you, then leave it with me."
'Who said, 'Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people'..?'
We were asked to pay out for a fire started when a dog urinated on a Christmas tree.
Actuarial Tables of the Gods
'Any chance we can not go through the insurance company?'
I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...
Pulling the Insurance Industry
"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."
"Like, why would I need collision insurance?"
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"We got knocked back on flood insurance they claim it was an act of God."